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I have 11 fingers. Which scissors I need to snip off not wanted finger in home?

2008-05-15T04:21:00.000-07:00

Hello. I'm from poland. My friend too. He don't have money to buy computer. So he ask me to write this question. And i do it.

My friend have 11 fingers. He don't have money to make operation in hospital. But this finger very complicate his life. People dash aside when see palm with 11 fingers.

After hesitations my friend decided cut finger without assistance of hospital.

But he have question:

Which scissors I need to snip off not wanted finger in home?

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Most Concealment Secret of Prostitution

2008-05-14T23:52:00.000-07:00

In the majority of countries all over the world prostitution is illegal. And still it exists. According to the main law of economy: demand determines supply. In our case it means that there is a demand on hookers. Who makes this demand? The first place is occupied by married men. They have a regular partner but they are bored with their sexual life and they search for something new. Prostitute is a better variant then a lover. No obligations, no danger (except the danger of venereal diseases). She works on you and not you on her.

Other men using this kind of service may be unmarried, may have permanent girl-friends. They may be too shy to get acquainted with an ordinary girl. For some of them it seems easier to pay for love and get everything at once than to spend days or even months waiting for an intimacy.

Let’s look on this problem from the other side. Why are there so many prostitutes? I can’t say that this is easy money. Only think about hours of sex, blowjobs, danger of kinky sex… Unfortunately, some of these girls work for a dose. Yes, they are drug-addicts. Some of them have become streetwalkers by means of cheating. They are illegal immigrants from poor countries. Some prostitutes believe in fairy-tales like “Pretty Woman” and wait for their prince. But none of them “work on this field” for the sake of love.

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How to Decrease Size of Penis

2008-05-14T23:45:00.000-07:00

To answer this question you should answer the “for whom” question. Two answers are obvious: men and women. Let’s start with the latter.

According to statistics only 18% of women admit that the size of the penis is important. The majority says that the experience and the ability to satisfy a woman are on the first place. So, for women the penis size is not important at all. What about these 18%? Probably, they are too young to discuss this question or they are the hostages of stereotypes which come from porn.

The men’s point of view is the following: half of them think that their penis is not big enough and they wish they had the bigger one. Why? What for? The answer is: so women love me more. But as we have already found out only 18% of women love men with big dicks. So, not more but less women would love your big penis. And to attract the rest 82% female your penis must me normal or even small size.

Sensation! See how Russians call their penises!

So stop thinking about the size and don’t forget that practice makes perfect!

Head Secret of Successful Sexual Life

2008-05-11T23:08:00.000-07:00

It is well-known that sooner or later family life is becoming just an everyday routine, you don't rush home to make sex with your partner, you don't phone him or her to tell how you love your spouse and you don't write provocative messages on your phone. You just return home, have dinner together, watch telly and go to bed. In rare evenings and nights you may have sex. Unfortunately, this has happened to me as well.

During 14 years of our coexistence we have tried all possible poses and games, different sexual toys and costumes....what's then? Just coldness... But I didn't want to give up, I still love my husband and I still want to make him happy. And of course, as every woman I don't want him to have another love affair. I've read different books and magazines, searched Inet and asked on forums. While searching I came across one site which offered a course of foreign slang words. I should say that my family is an educated one and we are well-bread and our children are well-mannered as well. That is why we don't swear in our house. But a sense of curiosity forced me to look through a free sample of this course and then to buy it. By the way, it was a course of Russian swearing, and we have heard a lot about the Russians and their traditions. It turned out that their slang vocabulary is much more varied then the American. It was really interesting to learn these words and as these swearings were foreign there was no feeling that I use foul language.

After several lessons and several learned expressions I went to a shop and bought a red scarf, a bottle of vodka, I downloaded Russian old songs and a hymn from the Internet... and waited for my husband. We had a dinner together with children, we watched TV... everything was as usual... but in the late evening when he went upstairs to our bedroom it was time for my surprise. I put on the scarf, pour vodka with ice in plain glasses, switched on the music... and was ready to begin the WWII.

I'll omit all details of our Red night, but I should say that everything was marvelous! And not only once! Russian swearings helped me to reborn our sexual life and to renew my family.

How people wants to fraud Digg.com

2008-02-14T05:40:00.000-08:00

Digg Cheater

Maximum bid: $2000

I need a piece of software that does the following:

Can generate any number of Gmail accounts (specified by the user), from 1-150. In order to do that, the software has to be able to run through a list of proxies (which should be easy to import). The software will pick the first proxy, generate random info for the account, BREAK THE CAPTCHA, and successfully register an account. It will then log out, sign into the next proxy, generate another account, log out, repeat. Until the specified number of accounts has been made.

After that, the user can move onto the next project in the software, where it uses those generated Gmail accounts (stored into a dated database-type file) to go and register accounts with Digg.com. It will have to generate a random name from a list of keywords/numbers, give fake info, use one of the email addresses generated, hit submit, log into Gmail, click the activation link, then log out of gmail and digg, and move to the next proxy, and repeat, until all accounts are made.

After the accounts have been generated, you user submit a story to digg (outside of the software), get the URL for the story, and have the software log into Digg with one of the accounts it generated, "Digg" the story, and log out. Then after a number of minutes (specified by the user, between 5-30 mins), it will pick a new proxy, log in with a new account, Digg the story, and log out. Until it has gone through every generated account.

What would you do if the British government banned alcohol?

2008-02-07T01:46:00.000-08:00

38 answers. Best Answer:

it would never happen, they have far too mush to loose in inflated tax and duty....
anyway, we'd all just go on booze cruises to the Continent!!

Other Funny Answers

1. Emigrate.

2. start selling it illegally and gown filthy rich!!

3. brew my own booze using old fruit and marmite

4. I would stop paying my taxes!

5. If it did happen, which it won't it would have disastorous effects for the British Economy.
With the amount of tax they put on booze they would have a huge hole to fill and all of our taxes, even those that don't drink much, would be heavily increased in different ways.
A black booze market would be created and criminals would be making a lot of profit and the booze would be unregulated and possibly contaminated.
The funds that these criminals gain from this new illegal booze trade would provide them with more funds for other activities like drugs and prostitution.
Alternatively people would make their own booze and become criminals because of something they have been doing all of their lives. People who enjoy the occasional tipple would be deprived of this because of the minority troublemakers.
What would I do? Emmigrate.

6. Build a still.. :)

7. They never would. Just like they wouldn't band the sales of cigarettes. They want the duty money.

8. swim to france

source: answers.yahoo.com

Teacher assignment: go investigate internet porn

2008-02-06T09:45:00.000-08:00

A teacher gives an assignement to high school freshmen to research porn on the internet. After some parents complain, the superintendent says oops, and the assignment is pulled.

From the Breitbart article: "Superintendent Jeff Lampert said that although the teacher's apparent goal 'to discuss the harmful effects of pornography' was well- intentioned, he agreed with parents that the assignment was inappropriate for 14- and 15-year-old freshmen at Brooklyn High."

Does the superintendent think the assignment would have been OK for juniors or seniors? The superintendent should have said this was wrong, period.

For part of the assignment the students were asked to write about any experience they had with internet porn. The teacher has no business asking students about their personal lives! This is so inappropriate.

The superintendent claimed the assignement was well-intentioned and didn't expect the teacher would be disciplined. Well most of the time when the rest of us do something wrong there are consequences. If the police pull over a man speeding, he normally doesn't get off if he claims his intentions were good. Should teachers not have any consequences when they make a serious mistake?

Superintendent Lampert went on to say: "At this point, I don't see that as an issue, the whole purpose was to discuss a societal ill."

It seems like he doesn't understand how big a deal this is to so many parents. A mature adult is in a much better position to make decisions about sex, drugs, and so on. But most 14 and 15 teenagers are don't have the wisdom to make decisions about porn.

Scott Gioia, the teacher, said he was trying to teach the students the ills of internet porn. Maybe next week he will try to teach students the problems with alcohol and suggest they check out five different bars in town, and sample one drink at each bar.

This is a health class. There are all sorts of reasonable health issues for the teacher to review. He can talk about good foods to eat, the importance of exercise, and to stay away from drugs.

Scott has been teaching for about five years. Maybe he has given this assignment before, and before no parents find out about it. Another reason to homeschool, to make sure your children aren't given destructive assignments.

Islamic Jokes and Humor Comedy

2008-02-06T00:39:00.001-08:00

3 Most Interested Videos About LEGO Star Wars on YouTube.com

2008-02-05T09:39:00.000-08:00

5 Most Idiotic Questions About Penis

2008-01-24T04:30:00.000-08:00

1. Penis?????
This is one hell of an awkward question but here goes. When a guy gets an erection sometimes the penis will start to stiffen outward in a pointy direction. Sometimes the penis will bend upward in the shape of a banana in an upward curved position. Isn't a penis just ment to bend outward in one direction?

2. Penis sizes?
I was curious. What is your penis size so I can compare and see if mine is a good size or small.

3. Penis question, is this true?
ok answer this only if your gonna be real and no stupid answers please. i am 27 and weight 225 pounds and im only 5'7. my penis is only about 4 inches erect, and its not too thick. i have alot of pubic fat above my penis, my question is, if i lose weight will my penis get bigger, i know everyone says your penis doesnt get bigger but with that fat gone it will be longer right? is that possible? and i dont think its genetics cuz i have changed around my other brothers like after sports or something and they dont have my problem. i also heard that all the fat around my belly absorbs most of the blood therefore limiting blood flow to the penis, any of this true? please only serious answers and no product advertising, im really concerned, thankz guys

4. Changing the position of penis in which it normally stays affects the sexuality or functionality?
if someone want to change position of his penis in nicker from penis downward to penis upward position, will it affect his sexuality or rigidity of penis in erected condition? for example, if one who always keeps his penis pointing downward in the nicker want to keep his penis pointing upward in nicker, is it dangerous? do it have any effect on rigidity of penis or sexuality? assume that somebody want to changing this position of penis after passage of 30 yrs. wat happen?

5. Penis colour?
I am an asian guy. My skin is very fair but however my penis is very dark coloured. My girlfriend asked me last day why is my penis so dark. Also the head of ******* is not pink like other guy but is rather pale brown.Why is it that i have such a dark penis. It's not dark like that of a black person but rather like a latino. Any method to whithen my penis?

Source: answers.yahoo.com

10 Really Weird Stories on Digg.com

2008-01-24T03:24:00.000-08:00

Very rare, weird clouds over Nebraska [PICS] (3685 diggs)
34 VERY Weird but Splendid Photos (2848 diggs)
Hey Digg, What is this Weird Metal Orb? (2535 diggs)
Weird Al's interview with K-Fed. Priceless! (2362 diggs)
10 Really Weird Fetishes (2267 diggs)
Weird Sleeping Cat [Video] (2160 diggs)
Weird Deep-Sea Creatures Found in Atlantic [PICS] (2062 diggs)
Why people believe weird things about money - LA Times (1949 diggs)
Weird And Bizarre Plants: 8 Freaks Of Nature! [PICS] (1816 diggs)
Weird Asian Martial Arts Weapons (1486 diggs)

Who is Right - My Friend or Me?

2008-01-23T10:51:00.000-08:00

My friend and I have had a dispute today. He made a bet that most of AdSense ads are not corresponded with landing pages. When you read AdSense ad author of ad's idea promises you all world on your palm. But when you click on ad and read what is the matter your mind is burning when you try to understand where your profit is.

So, I take a bet and I need your help!

Learn spanish in spain

2007-04-09T00:22:00.000-07:00

Hello. I have one keyword that make good revenue - learn spanish in spain. This key can make for you $11.13.

Bit more about spanish:

Spanish language, also known as Castellano, a Romance language
Spanish people (or Spaniards), an ethnic group
"Spanish", an ancillary character depicted in the motion picture Old School, portrayed by Rick Gonzalez

Make money with Google AdSense

2007-04-02T09:01:00.000-07:00

Make money with Google AdSense
Today we will talk about it. How you (as a blog owner) can make some AdSense profit with Google services. It is simple. Google does maximum for you and for money revenue.

Power of Gogle AdSense
Internet has many programs that will pay you for people who click their ads. But the most popular is Google AdSense. Why? Coz Google is search engine #1 in the world. So, all its products millions of people use automatically.

Google AdSense preview
You can use my blog as a Google AdSense preview. Yes. I try to find niches that make fast and easy money. For example I find niche that makes $50 per click. Is it bad? If you think in such a way you've never seen this digits in your AdSense account.

Google AdSense secrets
In this blog I will further discover Google AdSense secrets and post them for you. I will post for you Google AdSense tricks.

Well, at the end of the post I want to cry - Make money with Google AdSense!

Tax attorney california, web design california, attorneys los angeles

2007-03-31T05:45:00.000-07:00

US army sweatshirts, army basic training

2007-03-31T05:20:00.000-07:00

Wow, Google showed me that us army sweatshirts have only 582 pages. It's great. Competition runs to zero. You have every prospect of success. A little job and you will get first place in results.

Why Russians use porno in army basic training?

US army recruiter is twice low. As an army recruiter doesn't want to go to war evidently. Nobody wants to go to war. People want peace and us army sweatshirts for cold Alaska winters.

But, army basic training pays $15 again.

What is the hell basic training? I'll tell you:

In the United States, recruit training in the Army is called Basic Combat Training (BCT) and in the Marine Corps, Coast Guard and Navy it is called boot camp as the Marine Corps term for inexperienced Marines is "boot". The term is also used for the general training period they spend there before they get to their own combat or other units, where besides refresher courses they may also be given more job-specific training.

This how it looks on picture.

Tips: us army sweatshirts, US army recruiter, army basic training, etc.

Car insurance north dakota, loans north dakota, life insurance north dakota

2007-03-31T04:53:00.000-07:00

Today we have Bronze and Silver niches to review. Car insurance north dakota - you get $27.30 per click if it's your niche. If your site stands from this niche as from moon you can try loans north dakota. As you can see on screenshot North Dakota has a few keywords you can draw your attention to.

If your site is about students life write article that points to student loans north dakota as a key subject. You will get $17.49 per click from this article. Good way to collect money on education, vatacion or new car. Dakota students will thank you too.

Well. I was very surprised that north dakota web design can pay to you $11.16 per click. As I see North Dakota's web design business goes on very well in contrast to web design in other states and coutries.

Tips: car insurance north dakota, loans north dakota, student loans north dakota, life insurance north dakota, auto insurance north dakota, insurance north dakota, north dakota web design, etc.

Five Cool Things You Can Get For Free

2007-03-30T04:07:00.000-07:00

Quick note - these are available to US residents exclusively.

1. Free $500 Southwest Airlines Gift Card

Yep, free $500 to fly with Southwest Airlines. You'll probably have to pay airport taxes and fuel surcharges, but free $500 is still a great offer.

2. Free Girls Gone Wild DVD (First Timers).

The good folks from GGW want to give you a free Girls Gone Wild DVD/ They hope that you'll get hooked and buy more stuff from them.

3. Free Tax Software

If you don't want to buy Turbo Tax, you may want to use this free tax software (it's web based). After all, April 15 is coming up.

4. Free eBay Software

If you sell on eBay, this free eBays software offer might be of interest to you.

5. Free Cruise (A Mystery Shopper Type Deal)

This is a free cruise offer, but what it really is, is a mystery shopper job. I imagine that they are pretty picky about people for this job, but you may want to give it a shot anyway.

Like I said, these offers are all exclusive to US residents, non-US traffic is redirected.

Recruitment software, silicon valley college, make money easy

2007-03-29T08:55:00.000-07:00

Ok. I see that recruitment software will revenue me $14.18 per click. Ok. What I need to do it. Firstly you need some page when will be article about recruitment. The best of all would be if arcticle will be about exact keyword - recruitment software. And when people who will read your article click on ads you will receive $14.18 per click every time.

Some related keywords: sales recruiters, recruiter, recruiting, executive recruiter, management recruiters, it recruiters, executive recruiters, recruiter job, etc.

illinois llc formation, chicago collagen, illinois refinance mortgage

2007-03-26T07:22:00.000-07:00

So, little digression firstly. One man write mail to me and ask why my english is poor. And listen what I say you, guys. I test AdSense and write in this blog niches that give money in your hands. So, my english is not important absolutely.

Well, show must go on!

Today I have Platinum niche for you all.

Some man from Illinois want to give his money if you give him people interested in illinois llc formation. As you see this man will pay you $43.97 for each person you provide. Great. If you'll try Google search you'll see that in this niche we have only 9,920 pages. So, you have real chance push your site to top ten results and get cash.

I read recently that medical niche is not profitable more. Please see second keyword - chicago collagen. $31.29 per click. It is marvelously.

Some information for you about collagen:

Collagen is the main protein of connective tissue in animals and the most abundant protein in mammals, making up about 25% of the total protein content.

Where collagen is used:

It is one of the long, fibrous structural proteins whose functions are quite different from those of globular proteins such as enzymes; tough bundles of collagen called collagen fibers are a major component of the extracellular matrix that supports most tissues and gives cells structure from the outside, but collagen is also found inside certain cells. Collagen has great tensile strength, and is the main component of cartilage, ligaments, tendons, bone and teeth. Along with soft keratin, it is responsible for skin strength and elasticity, and its degradation leads to wrinkles that accompany aging. It strengthens blood vessels and plays a role in tissue development. It is present in the cornea and lens of the eye in crystalline form. It is also used in cosmetic surgery and burns surgery.

And some keywords for you: illinois llc formation, chicago collagen, illinois refinance mortgage, chicago illinois mortgage, college loan school, illinois consolidation, illinois mortgage lenders, etc.

I use software that help me revenue money - Keyword Expert.

Unprecedented the 2000 presidential election

2007-03-26T06:27:00.000-07:00

It is incredible!

Some guys still live in 2000. And they think who will join them and search unprecedented the 2000 presidential election.

They can pay you for it $8.63. Idiots!

Purchase american flag, flag lapel pins

2007-03-26T06:15:00.000-07:00

How much is the fish? How much can you pay for America? How much will you pay to buy american flag? I thought motherland is not for sale. But some guys think differently. They can pay you $17.20 for people who can purchase american flag from them.

At worst they will pay you for man who buy flag lapel pins from them.

So, America can will be for sale today much cheaper than wyoming mortgage loans or term life insurance.

Google ad words, google pay per click, high interest money market

2007-03-26T05:57:00.000-07:00

So, firstly we see that google ad words cost more than google adwords twice! We can think that people search google ad words more, but maybe somebody think differently. It is Gold niche.

Some guys search quick ways to earn money. Xoxo. They think that they exist. You can earn money in one way - work, work and work. This keyword CPC - $13.05. Bronze niche.

Some bonuses keywords: google ad words, google pay per click, google sitemap, google sitemaps, google adwords, google adwords support, business internet making money tool, high interest money market, money market checking accounts, highest money market rates, high interest money market accounts, etc.

Comedy video, comedy dvds, search engine blogs

2007-03-26T05:11:00.000-07:00

Wow! Gold niche. Guys need get rid of comedy video. As you can see they want to pay you $30.49 if you will give visitors. You must do it. I love comedy video more than life, but pay for it 30 bucks?

Comedy dvds can bring you $22.05 per user only. Although it is good money for you.

So, next keyword. Search engine blogs. Google tell that have 30,400 results for search engine blogs. And if your site not on this list you need to borrow but make own site in this niche.

More keywords for you: google sitemap, blog searching, google mobile, find blogs, google news alerts, etc.

physics classes online, intellectual property licensing, pgd gender selection

2007-03-26T04:03:00.000-07:00

Your physics classes online site can revenue for you. Simply add AdSense and collect money. One click will give up to $19.88. It's good. If your physics site have 200-300 users/day your profit can be about $4000 daily.

Guys who make intellectual property licensing can give you 7 cents less - $19.81 per click. It's nice money too.

Keywords wich can help you: physics classes online, intellectual property licensing, pgd gender selection, pgd gender selection, intellectual property infringement, gender selection, etc.

Kettler table tennis table, stiga table tennis tables, stiga table tennis

2007-03-25T10:13:00.000-07:00

Kettler table tennis table - why they use table twice? If you are interested in tennis table are you search using table twice? But, maybe somebody search in this way. It doesn't matter. You can earn up to $27.37 per click if your site have similar to tennis table subjects.

As you can see table tennis accessory keyword cheap than Kettler tables.

You also can use these keywords: kettler table tennis table, stiga table tennis tables, stiga table tennis, outdoor table tennis table, kettler table tennis, table tennis accessory, tennis ball machines, tennis ball machine, etc.

Starting florida corporation, forming florida corporation

2007-03-25T10:11:00.000-07:00

If your site's visitors are starving for starting Florida corporation you can earn on it. They can send flowers to Belarus too. But, as you can see, starting Florida corporation cannot be expensive today. Maximum for $18.17 you can guarantee clients for this biz.

But, if you want to send flowers to Belarus guys may pay for you $17.06. You can calculate how much you overpay for services like this. Interestingly.

Ohio debt consolidation, debt consolidation in ohio

2007-03-25T10:08:00.000-07:00

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Russian debt to USA more than $360,000,000,000 every day!

Do you love Ohio? I love. This state will give you $34.83 per click. Guys that place this ad are from Ohio and they need new clients that may cost $34.83 per potential client. And I ask them: Do you lead your business to bankruptcy?

This niche you can use on your related site and your revenue will go up every day.

Wikipedia writes about debt consolidation:

Debt consolidation entails taking out one loan to pay off many others. This is often done to secure a lower interest rate, secure a fixed interest rate or for the convenience of servicing only one loan.

Debt consolidation can simply be from a number of unsecured loans into another unsecured loan, but more often it involves a secured loan against an asset that serves as collateral, most commonly a house. In this case, a mortgage is secured against the house. The collateralization of the loan allows a lower interest rate than without it, because by collateralizing, the asset owner agrees to allow the forced sale (foreclosure) of the asset to pay back the loan. The risk to the lender is reduced so the interest rate offered is lower.

Sometimes, debt consolidation companies can discount the amount of the loan. When the debtor is in danger of bankruptcy, the debt consolidator will buy the loan at a discount. A prudent debtor can shop around for consolidators who will pass along some of the savings. Consolidation can affect the ability of the debtor to discharge debts in bankruptcy, so the decision to consolidate must be weighed carefully.

You also can use these keywords: ohio real estate school, wingate ohio, ohio dui lawyer, debt consolidation akron ohio, stub tickets, mortgage rate columbus ohio, ohio mortgage funding, columbus consolidation debt ohio, etc.

Wyoming mortgage loans, term life insurance michigan, illinois term life insurance

2007-03-25T10:03:00.000-07:00

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Firstly see how russians can make $1,000,000 from life insurance.

As you can see guys in Wyoming wish to give you their money as nobody else. Wyoming mortgage loans - $50.06 per click. Amazing!

Also you can use next keywords for a good revenue: term life insurance michigan, illinois term life insurance, term life insurance ohio, insurance life mortgage quotation, mortgage refinance loans, affordable life insurance, cheap life insurance, minnesota mortgage loans, best life insurance, etc.

Wikipedia says about mortgage loans:

Mortgage loan is the generic term for a loan secured by a mortgage on real property; the "mortgage" refers to the legal security, but the terms are often used interchangeably to refer to the mortgage loan. Mortgage loans generally refer to a loan secured by residential property, often for the purpose of acquiring the residence. Mortgage loans may be lower priced than other forms of borrowing because the value of the property reduces risk for the lender.

and about term life insurance:

Term life insurance is the original form of life insurance and is considered to be pure insurance protection because it builds no cash value. This is in contrast to permanent life insurance such as whole life, universal life, and variable universal life.

Term life insurance provides coverage for a limited period of time, the relevant term. After that period, the insured can drop the policy or pay annually increasing premiums to continue the coverage. If the insured dies during the term, the death benefit will be paid to the beneficiary. Term insurance is often the most inexpensive way to purchase a substantial death benefit on a coverage amount per premium dollar basis.

So, mortgage loans and term life insurance are the most expensive niches. This is Platinum.